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Mars is named after the roman god of war, for its reddish color. No one knows who discovered mars but we just know that it is here. The ancient roman god of war planet is 79,342,130 km from the Earth, and it will take 3 and a half months to get there, so it will be a pretty long time until you can even see it. But don't worry, we have plenty of things for you to do while on your martian cruise. You can space walk, play space paint ball and even asteroid surf. Mars's year is about 2 earth years, or 687 days and a single Martian day takes 24 and a half hours. At the equator the daytime temperature is 20 degrees celcius but the temperature can drop below -125 degrees celcius.
 * MARS!!!! is on of the most exciting places (besides earth) to visit in our solar system!!!!!! It is slightly smaller in diameter at 6794 km, but has double the fun. It does experience seasons kind of like here on earth due to an axis tilt of 25 degrees, but they are twice as long, which could give you a 6 month summer vacation!!!!!!!! Mars atmosphere is made up of mostly carbon dioxide (95%), so you might die if you dont have an oxygen tank. Mars does experience sand storms so it might suck for a little bit while on your premium vacation. Mars is riddled with canyons, mountains and valleys. It also has polar ice caps!!!!! Who knows you might find a martian polar bear that can breathe carbon dioxide!!!!! You can visit the moons of Mars, Phobos and Diemos, while on your vacation.

Now that we've gotten past all the boring statistics and scientifis facts we can get to the kickbutt part of Mars!!! On this planet you can go ice skating and snowmobileing on the polar ice caps. We've melted some of the ice to create ponds so you can fish for super crazy awesome Martian fish!!! Or if you're not the kind for extreme stuff, you can visit the spa we've created near the equator in nice 70 degree temperatures. You can also go hang gliding off the ginormous mountains of Mars!!! ** I **f you're in more of a sporty mood you can play zero gravity, extreme, smash your face in football!!!!!! Or if you're feeling like not being extreme you can play golf or tennis, BUT WHY SOULD YOU COME TO MARS FOR PING PONG? SCREW THAT! Mars is for doing extraordinary things and enjoying your time out there. Bring what ever you like and you can also watch our new Mars branch of NASCAR space racing!!!! So remember, stay safe, enjoy responsibly and have fun on the kickbutthole planet of Mars!!!!! **

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